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Assholes Always Run Dry..

[In typical adam4adam fashion, a member flakes on you then tells you that you may not be their type, only to follow up months later once you've changed your photos; and their horned up cock doesn't recognize the difference. however, i recognized his ab photos]

Me: ;-)

Asshole: so no unlocking, huh? ha

Me: I guess you don't remember snubbing me on here before, huh? ha

Asshole: oh. no, i can't. you must keep notes. smart.

Me: ;-)

Asshole: so you are smart. and you must have something in your eye. cuz you keep winking...

Me: are you trying to be sarcastic or make me laugh? you did the latter of the two.

Asshole: the latter

[half an hour later]

Me: i see. you're up looking for sex at 2:30am

Asshole: nah, i am bored as hell at 2:30 am. i can get sex. entertainment is harder to find.

Me: indeed, conversation is harder than entertainment

[an hour later]

Me: can i ask you a question? if sex is easy to get for you, and you value entertainment from good conversation - why spend so much time on adam4adam?

Asshole: for variety. i'd never meet these people in my daily life.

Me: ha, there goes my chance. j/k

Asshole: what were you hoping for?

Me: i was honestly kidding. there's no hope to an ab pic, like there's no hope to my cock pic

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