The asshole. Pt II

Remember this guy (http: //garcongarcon.tumblr.com/post/667635185/why-am-i-this-irresistable-after-being-hounded) ? Someone just tell him to leave me alone already! He gets it, but he doesn't, no?

Asshole: u still stuck in the east bay

Me: I was never stuck. And no, I'm not in the East Bay. I am in New York

Asshole: great ikk be in nyc for two weeks starting on thursday and ill be sure not to meet you

Me: Lol. Was that your purpose of contacting me?

Asshole: just to say hey

Me: To tell me how much you will go out of your way not to meet me in an island full of hot men.

Me: Lol

Asshole: you know it. but im the best and you should ]never pass opportunities up in life you'll miss out on great things

Me: Who said I've ever passed on anything?

Asshole: whatever you have a greater than tho attitude.........life is so much better when one does not

Me: Okay. Thank you.

Asshole: Superior to others. based on dick size or financial status.

Me: ;-)

If you were the best... [To be continued]

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Assholes Always Run Dry..

[In typical adam4adam fashion, a member flakes on you then tells you that you may not be their type, only to follow up months later once you've changed your photos; and their horned up cock doesn't recognize the difference. however, i recognized his ab photos]

Me: ;-)

Asshole: so no unlocking, huh? ha

Me: I guess you don't remember snubbing me on here before, huh? ha

Asshole: oh. no, i can't. you must keep notes. smart.

Me: ;-)

Asshole: so you are smart. and you must have something in your eye. cuz you keep winking...

Me: are you trying to be sarcastic or make me laugh? you did the latter of the two.

Asshole: the latter

[half an hour later]

Me: i see. you're up looking for sex at 2:30am

Asshole: nah, i am bored as hell at 2:30 am. i can get sex. entertainment is harder to find.

Me: indeed, conversation is harder than entertainment

[an hour later]

Me: can i ask you a question? if sex is easy to get for you, and you value entertainment from good conversation - why spend so much time on adam4adam?

Asshole: for variety. i'd never meet these people in my daily life.

Me: ha, there goes my chance. j/k

Asshole: what were you hoping for?

Me: i was honestly kidding. there's no hope to an ab pic, like there's no hope to my cock pic

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